Everyone knows Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin, but very few know how kickass that log cabin was.

Everyone thought the port-o-potties at the annual chile cook-off were substantial.
No one counted on Frank's "Five-Alarm-Ass-Burning Chile".

Unfortunately, while testing his rocket powered shit house, Jeff didn't see the giant fan ahead. Yes, it was finally about to happen.

As the Fantastic 4 journeys back from Chipotle, the Human Torch requires a pit stop.

Some Transformers are more awesome in vehicle mode, really.

And they never laughed at me again.

Look, I wouldn't lie to an insurance rep. I swear it really happened.

all that is holy: 0
mythbusters: 1

Still beats getting around on a Segway.

Where Will You Be, When Diarrhea strikes?

Although the number of arms required to join the Crash Test Dummy Navy had reduced, the old Turn-your-head-and-cough test was still in effect. And Frank loved it.

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