Craptions Classics January 09, 2007

"Are you sure? I don't see gullible written anywhere back there."

gumby

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Although he had cruised through life so far oblivious of its existence, the phrase "post mortem muscle activity" was about to become brutally relevant to little Billy.

Disco Stu

Does every goddamn thing at Red Lobster have to be ocean themed? How about a normal drinking fountain for once?

Asok_Green

Damn Frisbee…

Sea-Cap

National Museum of Darwin Awards.

Reddrakos

SeaWorld's "Shark Slide" closed after only a few days

p47plane

The North Korean remake of superman began showing cracks early in the film

adamski

An anonymous artist's still life conception of the PWOT craption contest voting process.

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Jaws 5 bombs as viewers refuseto beleive the giant "land shark" with its clearly visible wires.

Mr. Molecule

John soon realized that the shark's bad breath was the least of his problems

AngusYoung

The Skysharks would swoop down on unwary children, later regurgitating the partially digested childflesh into the waiting maws of thier offspring.

Steve
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