Despite endless patience and an unexpected command of the Russian language, the goose simply could not teach Nikolai to fly.

And John lined up for the kick

When the 'negotiator' arrived, Dimitri realised the police were not taking him seriously.

Alvin tries, in vain, to explain what will happen if he lets go of the grenade.

As Ivan prepared to deliver his crane technique, a sense of irony crept over him.

NO! put your left foot IN and shake it all about!

back before civilization, man had to duel for the right to live. some fights were easier than others.

You shall not pass!

The famished vampire swooped in for an easy kill.