You traded the Holy Grail for WHAT?
ajaFather JoHansen was a little disappointed he lost to Pope Benedict. Still, the runner up prize was pretty sweet.
CrazykoalaThey see me rollin', they hatin'.
CassAll the other Crusaders mocked Cardinal Old Guy's Segway, but the joke was on them. He knew Jerusalem was really fucking far.
SDABruceleeIt's 106 feet to the port-a-potty, we've got a fully charged battery, half a tank of oxygen, it's dusk, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
ScottScarsdaleWe don't need Peter Jackson. "Lord of the Rings Part IV: Gandalf Returns" will be fine with Uwe Boll at the helm.
New Line ExecutiveThe Segway was actually invented by Leonardo Da Vinci in 1510.
AvPDHells Angels have a different flavour in the Vatican.
crowmanBut still Aquaman was considered the lamest of all super-heroes.
BrendanAverage WoW player 40 years from now: note the "socially handicapped" placard.
paleo2002Crusades in the post-apocalyptic world were... confusing.
FMJTimes two to the six,
jonesin' for your fix of that Limp Bizkit mix,
so where the fuck you at punk, shut the fuck up, and back the fuck up, while we fuck this track up
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
keep rollin
No... Not the stairway to heaven!
Wilko RhythmDue to budget cuts, the Red Cross mobile relief team just ain't what it used to be.
JakeMy James, my Randi... why have you forsaken me??
Thomas Calnan