You traded the Holy Grail for WHAT?

Father JoHansen was a little disappointed he lost to Pope Benedict. Still, the runner up prize was pretty sweet.

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

All the other Crusaders mocked Cardinal Old Guy's Segway, but the joke was on them. He knew Jerusalem was really fucking far.

It's 106 feet to the port-a-potty, we've got a fully charged battery, half a tank of oxygen, it's dusk, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

We don't need Peter Jackson. "Lord of the Rings Part IV: Gandalf Returns" will be fine with Uwe Boll at the helm.

The Segway was actually invented by Leonardo Da Vinci in 1510.

Hells Angels have a different flavour in the Vatican.

But still Aquaman was considered the lamest of all super-heroes.

Average WoW player 40 years from now: note the "socially handicapped" placard.

Crusades in the post-apocalyptic world were... confusing.

Times two to the six,
jonesin' for your fix of that Limp Bizkit mix,
so where the fuck you at punk, shut the fuck up, and back the fuck up, while we fuck this track up
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
keep rollin

No... Not the stairway to heaven!

Due to budget cuts, the Red Cross mobile relief team just ain't what it used to be.

My James, my Randi... why have you forsaken me??