Craptions Classics February 24, 2006

spankings, although not common to the westernized world, are accepted as the best way to greet people in Hong Kong


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Chinese is a complex language. The slightest change of inflection can mean the difference between saying "Which way to customs?" and "my anus contains contraband."

Turd Ferguson

Please, no flash photography! You're angering her!

Joe Pants

An ancient Hong Kong good luck custom is to give each millionth foreign visitor a bouquet of flowers and sacrifice them to a dragon.

Linux fan

"Oh my god! You Asians are so short and cute! Can I have one?"


Iain smiled as he reached into Janet's abdominal cavity and stole her spleen.


Lady, move, you're blocking the Feng Shui!

Born Toulouse-Lautrec

"Ah! You Speciar Prize Winner! It excite MANY senses! Frowers for smerr, bag of food for taste, and MAN for touch! This is sampre what he do you tonight!"


OK. I shouldn't have doubted the flowers, but I still don't think you can pull a rabbit from her ass too.


Greg's ventriloquist routine was a real hit with the simple, communist tastes of the Chinese.

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