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Apparently there's a reason that your parents want you asleep when he arrives.

...a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
With his chaps and his handcuffs, a sack and a stick,
His ass and his balls and his big old red dick.

"Hey kiddies, come see what's in Santa's sack!"

It was a bad day for the naughty children as Santa Claus was coming...to town

All I want for Christmas is for Santa to put on some fucking pants.

Despite Santa's jolly encouraging, little Bobby was slightly reluctant to open his 'special present'.

Despite the wig and fake beard, everyone at the PWOT holiday party knew which Santa Claus was John Cheese.

Why Mrs. Claus stays home all year.

I think it's going to be a very white christmas.

When Santa Co. ran out of Department store Santas, they were forced to hire extras from the Red Nose District in the North Pole

It wasn't too often that Mrs. Claus left town during the holiday but whenever she did you could always count on Santa to make the most of it.

Ever done it Reindeerstyle?

The trouble began when Santa started hanging out with men who bore the same names as his reindeer

And so, after a long hard day, it was Mrs. Claus's time to open her box of goodies.