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Tony K.Apparently there's a reason that your parents want you asleep when he arrives.
Iluvatar...a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
With his chaps and his handcuffs, a sack and a stick,
His ass and his balls and his big old red dick.
"Hey kiddies, come see what's in Santa's sack!"
MattfishIt was a bad day for the naughty children as Santa Claus was coming...to town
dieselchew137All I want for Christmas is for Santa to put on some fucking pants.
dayy.Despite Santa's jolly encouraging, little Bobby was slightly reluctant to open his 'special present'.
Lawnmover ManDespite the wig and fake beard, everyone at the PWOT holiday party knew which Santa Claus was John Cheese.
T-BoneWhy Mrs. Claus stays home all year.
The Knights Who Say NiI think it's going to be a very white christmas.
hmmWhen Santa Co. ran out of Department store Santas, they were forced to hire extras from the Red Nose District in the North Pole
arcadiaIt wasn't too often that Mrs. Claus left town during the holiday but whenever she did you could always count on Santa to make the most of it.
RabidEver done it Reindeerstyle?
elcaminoThe trouble began when Santa started hanging out with men who bore the same names as his reindeer
DWAnd so, after a long hard day, it was Mrs. Claus's time to open her box of goodies.
Ted "Big Biscuits" McClain