The mother Canadian looked on with pride as her babies started to hatch.Lawnmover Man
With three more bodies found, police continue in their search for the Press'n Seal Killer.xfactor
Needless to say our homeless snowglobes didn't sell again this year.Freddy.
Amateur film crews became such a common occurrence in the snowy north, that Eskimos soon began to trap them and use them as a food source.Torvik 
Step 4: Remove bag from freezer, add enclosed packet of spices and shake.
Step 5: place in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes, or until the screaming stops.
Crap, I can STILL hear that damned Nickelback concert.Jolosolo
Tesco releases its latest product- 'Eskimo Pops'TazFox
What would you do for a Klondike bar?Yuccadude
Of all days. Why would mom FINALLY come to THIS show?BrandonHolloway
The ignorant yank was frozen in ice while on the crapper for being mean to Canadians ;)staticthreat
Since snuggle me elmos didnt roll over we made a new product: Asphicsiate(suffocate) me canadians.Gizmo
What the fuck is this!Selenial