In case of policeman/civilian rap battle, fondle orange.

In the event of meeting paraplegics, push a button of some kind to demonstrate how great hands are.

Button out of order, please scream for assistance.

The election officials looked at their new voting machines with pride. Absolutely everyone would understand the instructions this time.

God contemplates giving humans the ability of echolocation.

Push button for police harassment.

If other passengers heads begin to emit radiation, commence spinning a basketball.

WARNING ALL HOBBITS: Do not touch Palantir, they are not all accounted for, and we don't know who could be watching.

Warning: Button.

Ensign, activate gaydar. One ping only.

Tears streaming from his eyes, rudolph looked with hatred on his horrible, horrible red nose.

Japaneese comic books are just a bit hard to follow compared to Western comics

Push button for verbal abuse.

To discourage talking in the rest room, please flush repeatedly.

In case of emergency, yodel.