Craptions Classics December 14, 2006

In case of policeman/civilian rap battle, fondle orange.

Empty can

Other Craptions

In the event of meeting paraplegics, push a button of some kind to demonstrate how great hands are.

El G

Button out of order, please scream for assistance.

gmancer

The election officials looked at their new voting machines with pride. Absolutely everyone would understand the instructions this time.

remark

God contemplates giving humans the ability of echolocation.

the night

Push button for police harassment.

Steve

If other passengers heads begin to emit radiation, commence spinning a basketball.

lol internets

WARNING ALL HOBBITS: Do not touch Palantir, they are not all accounted for, and we don't know who could be watching.

Ollie

Warning: Button.

omgwtfbbq

Ensign, activate gaydar. One ping only.

tdehr

Tears streaming from his eyes, rudolph looked with hatred on his horrible, horrible red nose.

Orlando

Push button for verbal abuse.

Crash

To discourage talking in the rest room, please flush repeatedly.

Bandit

Japaneese comic books are just a bit hard to follow compared to Western comics

Rat Boy

In case of emergency, yodel.

cs5
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