Craptions Classics December 11, 2006

While the rifle in front kept their attention, two more crept up from behind for the kill.

Horatio

Other Craptions

The war against God quickly ended.

booya

In yet another bizarre asian paradox, most everyday objects can be moved telepathically, and yet all hats require chinstraps.

reckless abrandon

Finaly, Wayne LaPierre is vindicated. Guns really do kill people.

nra

The less technically adept cadets were trained to simply hurl their rifles at the opposing force.

Iluvatar

Chen and Lee knew they would have to act fast to take out three invisible men at once.

Technohawk

Macbeth suffers from translation errors.

Grossman

The sniper on the roof had such a huge rifle he hardly remained unnoticed....

louris

Raise your hand if you'd like us to stop throwing rifles at you.

doubtful

What's that, girl? Private Timmy's in the well?

I, Idiot

The 1st Telekinetic Rifle Corps seemed pretty impressive, until you found out that they couldn't aim worth shit.

HiEv

The Indian police forces quickly realized they were no match for Magneto.

Captain Suctioncup

No one had noticed when the first rifle clouds had appeared overhead.

ubernerd

The guns went for the old "one-gun-distracts-them-while-the-other-two-flip-their-caps-off" trick. This time, however, the joke would be on them. David and Wong had chin-straps.

Jake n Bake

"You homosapiens and your guns..."

Magneto
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