After hatching, very few Doritos survive the journey to the ocean
DonPuercoPerhaps it's a disease, or a result of electromagnetic waves from the earth...fact is, nobody knows why the Doritos beach themselves this way. We just do what we can to help them.
van dangleCSI Miami has finally taken product placement too far.
rogerIn contrast to similar incidents with oil, dorito-tanker spills are a much more enjoyable affair for everyone.
HorusThe Cool Ranch bag at bottom center couldn't believe his luck. He was being serviced by four hot Nacho Cheeses at the same time.
Lawnmover ManWith the lines firmly attatched to the bags and the reels in place, the fish were ready to exact their revenge.
Bad KarmaThe Pringles people knew someone had sabotaged their corporate beach party...but who?
CoryIn the final stages of recycling, the tide comes in and the material is transported far away from here to become some other countries problem.
TetraformBill was expelled from the island for his "creativity" during the rain dance.
Elvis of Awesome"I found one!"
asdf"But to this one," said the old man, holding a Doritoes Bag, "To this one it makes a difference."
eViLhObODorito poaching continues to be a serious problem as the creatures are virtually defenseless during the mating season.
ChapStickIn the developed world, even destructive tsunamis leave delicious food in their wake.
JiggyManPreviously on LOST . . .
LockeAfter five hours of working hard on creating the very first Dorito advertisement to be visible from space, the Dorito team realized with horror that their masterpiece was below the tide line.
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