In a world of bald and balding men, the one with hair is king.flyguy1823
"But midnight is so early. Can't I stay till morning?" asked Cinderella.
The Fairy Godmother grimaced. "Trust me, dear, you do NOT want to stay till morning."
A Republican's Idea Of The Average Same-Sex Marriagepeter
...in hindsight we all knew that this was where the WWE would end up.OneyedPirate
Tonight on Pimp My Gimp...Blur2040
Thor is less... impressive... than I thought.Lorenzo
Towards the end, the Roman Empire's mighty war machine was no longer the unstoppable force it had once been.hamod
'Gimp-gimp, how do I avoid the traffic congestion up ahead? Gimp-gimp, should I go left or right at this junction? Gimp-gimp, should I wash my hair again?'El G
Thankfully, the rest of the parade was not captured on film.Studmuffin
"Yes, these two are ready to adopt a child," thought the Average Democrat.Gay Fey McGaymaster
In mother Russia, Car drives you!Fish
This year's Santa Claus parade frightened and confused many.Senor Taco
Shit I'm not gonna win this race. My horse is a gimpwho cares
4 fast 4 Furious: Sexual Orientation Driftg
In this alternate universe record store clerks are treated as kings!PrisonPlumber