In a world of bald and balding men, the one with hair is king.

"But midnight is so early. Can't I stay till morning?" asked Cinderella.

The Fairy Godmother grimaced. "Trust me, dear, you do NOT want to stay till morning."

A Republican's Idea Of The Average Same-Sex Marriage

...in hindsight we all knew that this was where the WWE would end up.

Tonight on Pimp My Gimp...

Thor is less... impressive... than I thought.

Towards the end, the Roman Empire's mighty war machine was no longer the unstoppable force it had once been.

'Gimp-gimp, how do I avoid the traffic congestion up ahead? Gimp-gimp, should I go left or right at this junction? Gimp-gimp, should I wash my hair again?'

Thankfully, the rest of the parade was not captured on film.