In a world of bald and balding men, the one with hair is king.
"But midnight is so early. Can't I stay till morning?" asked Cinderella.
The Fairy Godmother grimaced. "Trust me, dear, you do NOT want to stay till morning."
A Republican's Idea Of The Average Same-Sex Marriage
...in hindsight we all knew that this was where the WWE would end up.
Tonight on Pimp My Gimp...
Thor is less... impressive... than I thought.
Towards the end, the Roman Empire's mighty war machine was no longer the unstoppable force it had once been.
'Gimp-gimp, how do I avoid the traffic congestion up ahead? Gimp-gimp, should I go left or right at this junction? Gimp-gimp, should I wash my hair again?'
Thankfully, the rest of the parade was not captured on film.
"Yes, these two are ready to adopt a child," thought the Average Democrat.
In mother Russia, Car drives you!
This year's Santa Claus parade frightened and confused many.
Shit I'm not gonna win this race. My horse is a gimp
4 fast 4 Furious: Sexual Orientation Drift
In this alternate universe record store clerks are treated as kings!