Craptions Classics December 01, 2006

"Scotsman, corner pocket!"

Senor Taco

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Dhalsim 1, Scotsman 0.

Haschel Cedricson

It had taken generations, but the Scots had finally perfected the anti-aircraft blowpipe.

Blitz

In the early 1800's, before lasers, aliens were thought to shoot wooden beams of death.

Iluvatar

Early Scottish skywriting attempts, while innovative, were ultimately unsuccessful.

hamod

The Flying Spagetti Monster makes his presense know to the worthy via his noodly apendage.

Celestial Badger

It is a very long approach shot, and he did play a particularly poor tee shot, which explains Scotty's selection of a fairway wood

DDDD

Douglas had something he just had to get off his chest.

Russ

I said "Beam me up Scotty" not "stick a beam up Scotty" - you dick!

SABS

Robert Bruce MacDougal picks his teeth after besting all takers in the "eat the whole fucking cow" contest.

Okra

God...i know that i have been bad...but shoving your...........

in my mouth??!?!?!!

thats a little harsh dont ya think?!???!

MXgurl7

Yes, Minnesota mosquitoes ARE that big.

anaughtybear

So, exactly how do I destroy a tank with this?

splatt
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