With a German pope in office it was finally time to release Hitler from the cryo-chamber.

The crowd fell silent as Pope Benedict prepared for his attempt at breaking Pope John Paul's record at Holy Dance Dance Revolution.

After unveiling it's new weapons system, the Vatican assured the public that the next crusade would be much shorter.

The ultimate battle between scientology and catholicism was about to begin.

First thou shalt pull the pin, then thou shall count to 3, not stopping at two nor continuing to four. Then, thou shall launch the holy warhead to defeat thine enemies and make them as radioactive dust.

When the artifact was revealed, everyone started to suspect that Mary wasn't as virginal as orginally thought.

"I liked the old Popemobile better..."

And so Pope Benedict finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.

"In a world... where Popes take the law into their own hands...."

Lifetime remission of sins, now available in a one-time suppository. Size may vary depending on sinfulness.

Dan Brown is really starting to run out of ideas/

The Pope exclaimed, "This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!"
And the Jawas were smited.

Port-a-John-Paul II

I'll distract them from my ability to hover by showing them this!

The Pope blessed the Communion-O-Matic, even though it meant that he might soon be out of a job.