Craptions Classics November 27, 2006

It was an awkward moment for all when the policemen and the arsonists passed each other on the way to their respective conventions.

Lawnmover Man

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Uh... you shall not pass?

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The Mob didn't know whether to be relieved or insulted that they only sent out the tiny riot police.

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Red rover red rover.....

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It all went terribly wrong when a bystander screamed "Fire!!!!"


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heavens wrath

They had almost managed to spell peace with their torchs. Untill the brilliant policemen opened fire and killed every single one of them.


"Damnit if you'd of picked heads like I'd told you we could've sent the fire department"


All right people move along! There's nothing to see here!


"Sir, they're calling for the death of Frankenstein on the grounds that he's a hideous affront to God."
"Hmmm...will they take Rob Schneider instead?"
"I don't know chief, I'll ask."
"Make it so."


Disaster was narrowly averted when it was realised the torch-wielding mob and the police were on their way to the same KKK rally.

El G
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