At 12:23 on the 20th of February, 2006, the dogs became self-aware.

When Akbar lifted the veil, he was as shocked as the arranged marriage bride was.

No matter how pretty you make it look, it will still eat it's own shit.

"So, Mr. King, who do you think will win tonight's fight?"

"ow ow ow ow OW OW OW... GENTLE YOU BASTARD!!"

"What the,....GUM!? Oh those pugs will pay..."

get. the hell. out of. MY FRICKING BEAUTIFUL PAPMPERED HAIR!!!!!

Yeah. You heard me. I will fucking kill you if I don't get a milk bone.

Well done!
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