"I'm telling you that little bastard isn't mine, Sheila! We don't even look alike."

"Foolish mortals! By reading the idol's tag, you have summoned me and ensured your own doom!"

Suddenly, Charlie Brown was shot in the back of the head.

The apocalypse was surprisingly warm and smiley.

Standing in the back, Freddy remembered his parents had told him to never look directly at the sun.

Amazingly, a black guy with bleached blonde hair was the _second_ dumbest looking thing in the room.

Sonic: The Golden Years

Just add water, huh?

"Awww look, he pulled down his pants and is telling the cameraman to come suck his dick. How cute!"

where will u be when dhiarrea hits??

I'm telling you, mine it this big.

It was when Rio insisted on hugging everyone that the real tragedy ensued...