Craptions Classics November 16, 2006

"I can't believe you wore a purple shirt. Now we look like a bunch of retards."


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The airline lost our costumes and instruments but they made up for it by letting us pick anything we wanted from the lost and found.

Hoof Hearted

The fiddle player stopped cold -- he knew he'd been here before, but when?


"How many fingers am I holding up?... 3? no! wrong, bitch!"


"Village People 3000" The newest Euro craze!


..and from this we can say that warped tour is going to hell


Although no one knew what to expect from Chinese Democracy the tour to support the album, it's safe to say Axl Rose has taken Guns'n'Roses in a completely new direction.


Hiring: Gogol Bordello dancers needed. Charisma, know how to sew, and freeze people with medusa-like powers


something amazing has happened, NUMBER 5 IS ALIVE!!

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