If you turn up the heat slowly enough, clowns don't know they are being boiled to death.
The following year, the committee agreed that "botched face lift" did not qualify as a disability and the synchronized swimming team was banned from the Special Olympics.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Pictured from Left to Right
Just then, the LSD kicked in, and the swimmers found their hands to be absolutely amazing.
The Australian Anus Eel was rare, but the bane of any Olympic swimming team.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all?
"It's a BabyRuth bar!!! Everyone out of the water!!"
The All Pinks, the international synchronised swimming team of New Zealand, perform the first and only ever attempt at a poolside haka.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE CRAPTION BY "the admiral" IS FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!
Thanks, I do try.
Taken one second after the eight-woman team discovered that there was an octopus in the pool. A frisky octopus.
No caption, just.. holy fucking shit they're scary.
Beans for breakfast anyone?