If you turn up the heat slowly enough, clowns don't know they are being boiled to death.
tenzigThe following year, the committee agreed that "botched face lift" did not qualify as a disability and the synchronized swimming team was banned from the Special Olympics.
SplinkyWhere will you be when diarrhea strikes?
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Just then, the LSD kicked in, and the swimmers found their hands to be absolutely amazing.
EddThe Australian Anus Eel was rare, but the bane of any Olympic swimming team.
elcaminoIf one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all?
Teh_sex"It's a BabyRuth bar!!! Everyone out of the water!!"
Hoof HeartedThe All Pinks, the international synchronised swimming team of New Zealand, perform the first and only ever attempt at a poolside haka.
sidzHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE CRAPTION BY "the admiral" IS FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!
reaperThanks, I do try.
The AdmiralTaken one second after the eight-woman team discovered that there was an octopus in the pool. A frisky octopus.
JamesBarlowBeans for breakfast anyone?
emossyNo caption, just.. holy fucking shit they're scary.
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