After witnessing his parents brutally murdered by poor hygiene, Bruce Wayne swore to dedicate the rest of his life to fighting grime.

Everyone had to find ways to make ends meet when Good defeated Evil.

"I'm starting to think the Mayor is abusing his Bat Signal privileges.

Bruce nearly shit his pants when Kansas State beat Texas, but a bet was a bet. Fucking Alfred.

POW! BAM! WIPE! CLEAN! SCRUB!

batman kept his one abnormality a secret, and cleaned up his guano quietly every morning.

200 hours of community service for public indecency.

He just HAD to show Robin he had the balls to fight crime

Not all 9/11 conspiracies are illogical.

Under the guise of Batman, Bruce carefully coats a hotel room with lead for his big date with Lois Lane.

And thats when Batman realized that firing his butler wasn't exactly the smartest decision he made

There's more to cleaning up a city than just fighting crime.

hanging there, waiting for the rescue squad, batman realised he should do something constructive with the time

Life was tough for the iPod commercial people after Apple's stocks crashed.

Window Washer Kit = 10 dollars
Industrial strong Rope = 50 Dollars

Scaring the shit out of your ex-wife in the middle of the biggest meeting of her career = Priceless

Sometimes even superheros underestimate the strength of double glazing when planning a suprise attack