Craptions Classics November 12, 2006

After witnessing his parents brutally murdered by poor hygiene, Bruce Wayne swore to dedicate the rest of his life to fighting grime.

Lawnmover Man

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Everyone had to find ways to make ends meet when Good defeated Evil.

Robobeast

"I'm starting to think the Mayor is abusing his Bat Signal privileges.

p0ho

Bruce nearly shit his pants when Kansas State beat Texas, but a bet was a bet. Fucking Alfred.

thetanman

POW! BAM! WIPE! CLEAN! SCRUB!

rikitybridge

batman kept his one abnormality a secret, and cleaned up his guano quietly every morning.

Spawnfree

200 hours of community service for public indecency.

He just HAD to show Robin he had the balls to fight crime

arcadia

Under the guise of Batman, Bruce carefully coats a hotel room with lead for his big date with Lois Lane.

Tetraform

Not all 9/11 conspiracies are illogical.

Staff

And thats when Batman realized that firing his butler wasn't exactly the smartest decision he made

Wisedonkay

There's more to cleaning up a city than just fighting crime.

Batman

hanging there, waiting for the rescue squad, batman realised he should do something constructive with the time

jaycee

Life was tough for the iPod commercial people after Apple's stocks crashed.

elcamino

Window Washer Kit = 10 dollars
Industrial strong Rope = 50 Dollars

Scaring the shit out of your ex-wife in the middle of the biggest meeting of her career = Priceless

Cloud

Sometimes even superheros underestimate the strength of double glazing when planning a suprise attack

Stanley
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