When he came to his senses, Dave was covered in snakes and apparently married.Senor Taco
Say, can you tell us where the lady thats giving away free kittens is set up?7THSON
"I don't know. This human makes me look fat. Let me try yours on for second."Tetraform
"Look at my cool watch"Celestial Gold
Caught up in the glea that a girl was actually holding his anaconda, David didn't realize that she had an anaconda of her own.Tiger Army
Bling, hoes, and exotic animals; Jim's hip-hop career was on the rise fo sho.Too much
I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE SNAKES ON THIS MOTH-..er, did we land?Folcwyn
The snakes are fine, it's the tape worm hanging out of his trousers that is disgusting.SABS
No one dared to tell Jerry's girlfriend that she was unattractive.
Especially not Jerry.
ya....thats right....its [[my]] snake.....have to rap it around my leg and stuff it in my sock!B
Dave had been skeptical at the claims of the flea market owner that his necklaces were made of 'Genuine Snake Skin'
He somehwhat regreted this decision now
She wanted an annoying little dog. I wanted a pet that likes annoying little dogsKirra
Chick- "hey honey, want to knwo the difference between me and you? I make this look good!"
Oh muffincake! I can't make up my mind! Let's just take them both!!
...in fact, let's keep them in the bedroom ;-)