When he came to his senses, Dave was covered in snakes and apparently married.

Say, can you tell us where the lady thats giving away free kittens is set up?

"I don't know. This human makes me look fat. Let me try yours on for second."

"Look at my cool watch"

Caught up in the glea that a girl was actually holding his anaconda, David didn't realize that she had an anaconda of her own.

Bling, hoes, and exotic animals; Jim's hip-hop career was on the rise fo sho.

I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE SNAKES ON THIS MOTH-..er, did we land?

The snakes are fine, it's the tape worm hanging out of his trousers that is disgusting.

No one dared to tell Jerry's girlfriend that she was unattractive.

Especially not Jerry.

ya....thats right....its [[my]] snake.....have to rap it around my leg and stuff it in my sock!

Dave had been skeptical at the claims of the flea market owner that his necklaces were made of 'Genuine Snake Skin'
He somehwhat regreted this decision now

She wanted an annoying little dog. I wanted a pet that likes annoying little dogs

STUPID BABIES!!!

Chick- "hey honey, want to knwo the difference between me and you? I make this look good!"

Oh muffincake! I can't make up my mind! Let's just take them both!!

...in fact, let's keep them in the bedroom ;-)