Despite Jabba's constant pruning attempts, the Great Pit of Carkoon was considerably less intimidating in the springtime.

In retrospect, Stargate SG-1 was a stupid idea for a parade theme.

After all these years, the Dutch had finally taken it too far. Their tulip mountain grew and grew until it finally collapsed into a singularity.

Sauron made sure that no one would ever know about his other "flaming" Eye.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

During Mother Nature’s gynecological exam the doctors could help but comment that her vagina was the nicest smelling vagina they had worked on in a long time.

I told you Chlamydia sounded like a flower.

As the setbuilders continued their work, they began to suspect that the next "Indiana Jones" movie was going to be kind of a letdown.

THEY DIVIDED BY 0 YOU SAY?!

Mother Nature's colonoscopy revealed 2 small polyps wearing ballcaps that should be easily treated and were probably benign.

The guys didn't quite seem to grasp the concept of spiraling into depression.

...but it was the back of the six story float that would truly glorify Kim Jong Il's magnificent being.

Extreme Crop Circles

Kubrick's parade did well with the critics, but they all mentioned it went on a little too long.