...But other than that, cricket and baseball are pretty much the same.
Suddenly, the game was called off on account of it raining men.
This was by far the strangest pitch Randy had ever seen.
A tear rolled down Joe's cheek. His "baked boy on a stick" had touched the ground far longer than the 5 second rule allowed.
Well, the batter was still following the rules by hitting the balls that came towards him.
"There used to be a time when I was surprised by stuff like this"
The commercialisation of cricket had gone too far. Even the streakers had their own sponsors.
"I don't usually mix work and play , but it is our anniversary."
They say, inside every great man is a game of cricket ready to be played
Damn it John! Will you stop at NOTHING to pimp your website?
I am going to rape u with this bat.
Yeah, that's the spot
In Football, players are allowed to tackle streakers. This is what what cricket players are allowed to do at them.
Struck by a moment of clarity, Jason quietly considers suicide.