Struck by a moment of clarity, Jason quietly considers suicide.

No, seriously, I'm ok. I don't really need saving. I'll just wait for the police and ambulance. No, no, seriously, it's ok. I was just shot in the chest. I'll be fine.

What the Canadian military lacked in might, they made up for in lavish uniforms.

Barry sighed, the others just didn't take it seriously enough.

A portion of the popular christian book, "How to tell if your son is gay": "Gay warning sign #476 Is your son in this photo?"

In their world, you would look retarded.

The Justice League's little known partner, the Just Ass League

The Staff of the Internet, annual convention picture.

"Eleven virgins, picked to live in a house, and have their lives tape-you know what? I can't do this."

Casting for JDATE the Movie begins.

Don't laugh, it turns out this is one of the best ways to pick up girls in Japan

"Billy look at this picture."
"Now do you see what life would be like if the Liberals ever had control of the senate?"

they were not four, they had no horses. but they were definately the apocolypse.

Soul Calibur: as directed by Uwe Boll.

VILLAGE PEOPLE: THE MYSPACE GENERATION