The beanstalk was cut and the giant slain, but all Jack could think abut was the sweet new air conditioner he had gotten out of it.Igfig
That's right little Daniel,
Daddy needs his nose candy.
Too exhausted to change out of her jammies or put on her wig, Tinkerbell prepared to pump Peter's stomach...again.ratdude
Galactus wakes up to a hangover the likes of which the Universe had never before seen.Sheya
"FEE, FI, FO, FUM, can you please plug the AC back in, it's like a hundred fucking degrees in here."USB animl
After years of disappointments, Dave had finally built a blow up doll to fufill his perverse sexual desires.
Desires that involve a jetpack.
Disney's new movie "Honey, I enlarged Grandma"Mozes
"Freedom" whispered Andre as the light faded from his eyes. Jack cluncg to Frosty, their friend was dead.The Admiral
The party had been a huge success,but cleaning up was a bitch.Zip
Antoine prepares the pneumatic mud applicator for the giant's first facial treatment in five hundred years.Decoy
look what happen when u cut down a bean stalk...slamalamdingdong
The Lilliputians were back, and this time they weren't fucking around.Mr. Jinx
Poetic Justice: When Javier Bardem's corpse is as bloated as his awards collection.Apretando
Ted woke up to discover an enlarged Ozzie Osbourne in his driveway after he had apparently passed out the night before.ephram