Steve watched from his boat with intense jelousy. He had been fishing for 8 hours and what had he caught?
Not a goddam thing.
So yeah, I couldn't wear chaps or my hat, and I had to use a thicker rope than normal, but otherwise roping whales is pretty much like roping steers. Oh, and my horse drowned.El G
The marine biologist tried to act casual as he pulled his pants up and walked away.Lawnmover Man
I caught him with my bare fucking hands, that's how I caught him. How do you think I caught him? In a fucking boat? That's for sissies.Dick Zanormous
Aaron smiled. Maybe NOW the other whales would learn to stay the fuck off his lawn.Haschel Cedricson
"Now I'm gonna ask you one more time: Where's Nemo?"Senor Taco
Ben tries to impress the attractive environmentalist by moon-walking on the whale corpse.politeness rulez
You know your boat sucks when Jonah, who gets swallowed up by the whale, makes it to shore before you do.Fruit Cakekes
Jim was getting his bait back, no matter what it took.Lt. Mudd
Sven ignored the angler's cruel taunts. So he couldn't afford a real boat. He got by.Stu
No one ever believed him, but what he caught really was 'this big'.Hippie