Craptions Classics October 28, 2006

"So what's it do, Tom?"

"It shuts her up for a while, Bill."

Fnarg

Other Craptions

Mrs. Bic? I'm afraid we have some bad news about your husband...

Discodave

While watching the first tests, the CEOs of Toshiba started to realize their mistake: "Virtual Geisha Handjob" will not have much appeal to the male buyer target group.

Andy Christ

Virtual Dishes was good training for Yokiro, but the real test will be Virtual Laundry

Mozes

Darth Vader knew he had kids out there, it was just finding them that was the problem

Stanley

Its hardly fair, I can grad her tits and blame you

Heydude

Wives day at SONY,
Tech guys humouring themselves with what is in reality the new Tosiba vacuum cleaner

Kirra

What Martha doesn't know...is that she's dead.

Holocaustume Party

Can floating Heads be comstipated?

Mightymouse16

Just use the force luke

mr1

Just use the force luke

marshall2312

something amazing has happened, NUMBER 5 IS ALIVE!!

awesomeman

And the Japs try a new way to beat the Americans with the "virtualblowjob"

Slayer

Half-Life 3: Invasion of the head-Convenience Store Camera Bubble-crabs.

hotcors

laugh it up mao mao, but i'm kickin your ass at pinball!!!!!!!

lllaaaaaa
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