"Jim! We thought you were dead!"
Luckily for Stewart, this incident occurred during the Beta version of base jumping, before they introduced fall damage.Chab Gassie
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.WonkoTheSane
Unfortunately, the base jumping group's plan to spell out 'YMCA' with their bodies went awry when Brian forgot how to spell 'M'.Linux fan
The McKenzies had finally escaped the tax collectors. But at what cost?Karumba
It was all a ruse. The invisible escalator didn't work one bit.cs5
At this rate, we will never make it to Mordor.Iga
"I just wanted a huuuuuggggg....."deh
As he crept up behind the last man, Chab laughed. He had never thought they would agree to this trip, even for his birthday - now the treasure would belong to him alone...hellharpy
Alice wouldn't realize that she had confused her "Forever friends" pink lunch rucksack with her "My little Pony" advanced Pink Parachute until it was too late...Palms
John's motto in life that you should "never do anything in life while wearing a parachute" eventually revealed its need for exceptions.AmericanPapist
At last we know the answer to the question "if your friends all jumped off a cliff..."hamod
Their fate was decided, the user had run out of parachutes.
The Lemmings would be missed.
Hey Ted I slept with your WIIIIFE!thetanman
Wait, "Tandem" means not together right?Huxley