She typed LOL, but she didn't mean it.

October 2006: Saudi Arabia helds its first annual "Speak Your Mind About Islam" festival

After an hour, the street magician still hadn't returned. The crowd began to feel vaguely foolish.

The symbolic silence was awkwardly broken when Aisha's cell phone began singing about "my lovely lady lumps".

Steven never could figure out what to do with his kidnap victims.

Tourettes Convention 2006

Women can't ask if the pants make them look fat, and the men can't tell them the ugly truth. Duck tape really does fix everything.

The cover art from Pink Floyd's new album "Wish you would shut the fuck up"

Abir was thankful. Atleast she could still text.

The most frustrating part about the open auditions for Don Corleone was the everybody picked the same fucking scene for their screen test.

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Mrr nnn, Mmmnn. :-[]

*Sending message...*
*Message sent*

The silent majority WAS turning out to vote in this election. They had had enough.

Everyone tried their best to be respectful at Tom Selleck's funeral.

The oranges had attacked swiftly and without mercy.

But amongst the human victims, heroism still persevered.

You realize I can't understand any of you unless you speak in purple.