Craptions Classics October 24, 2006

The Pope stared angrily at his birthday present. He was celibate and those bastards knew it.


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The motivations for becoming Pope are numerous. Chief among them is an upgrade in seating from "plastic lawn-chair" to "throne".


Buddhism's entry in the Great Religion Dance-Off was pretty good, but Pope Benedict was confident that nobody could beat his Breakdancing Bishops.

Lenkrad mit Fusspedalen

Benedict and most of the other Cardinals were not pleased with the sexual display... And then there was Cardinal Joseph.


Pope Benedict was calm, The huge slab of cheese under his chair was safe.......for now

Slaughter chops

Ad campaign against terrorism...why be muslim when you can have your 40 virgins now!


At first they seemed to enjoy the show, but the jeering soon began... "Bring on the young boys!"

-- cheap shot...


After 3 hours, the Mongolian prostitutes were getting tired. They wouldn't be able to hold up the giant photograph of the Vatican much longer.

The Man.

Jennifer and the other girls were finally realizing their dream: They would get to strip for the Pope.


He's a eunuch...he's a eunuch...he's definitely NOT a eunuch!


"I hope they fix soon the air conditioned"


[[WOAH]]...i can see like 5 of those girls.....[[WOAH]] ones a guy!!!!!!!


A rare glimpse into the Conclave shows us how the new Pope is chosen.

Jifted Kid

This warrior of Ragnarök will suck your cöck!

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