Mid-chirp, Birdy is hit with the crushing realization of his own mortality.

Where will you be when the correct spelling of diarrhea hits?

Tom was competely psyched that is girlfriend was checking out the chick next to them, and began hoping for a three way.

The posters were so exciting that nobody noticed the oncoming train. Well, almost nobody.

The pretty Asian was looking at him! Chuck tried to look nonchalant.

Unfortunately, the gases of the coal mine gave the bird permanent brain damage.

Andy suddenly realised that this was probably the closest he would ever get to being inside a chick.

There was no disputing now.
The third hit of LSD was a mistake.

Tweety fwoze. He tawt he taw a putty tat.

"O RLY?"

Just then, the bird seed kicked in.

it suddenly came clear to big bird what the third letter of KFC stood for

Where will you be when your diarea hits?

The upcoming remake of The Birds lacks the certain indefinable something that made the original great.

7am, after 5 cups of coffee and 2 Red Bulls, Buzz the Chicken considers knifing this guy for his coffee.