Mid-chirp, Birdy is hit with the crushing realization of his own mortality.Lawnmover Man
Where will you be when the correct spelling of diarrhea hits?cynic
Tom was competely psyched that is girlfriend was checking out the chick next to them, and began hoping for a three way.steelers
The posters were so exciting that nobody noticed the oncoming train. Well, almost nobody.Phenster
The pretty Asian was looking at him! Chuck tried to look nonchalant.Pewbie
Unfortunately, the gases of the coal mine gave the bird permanent brain damage.PseudoChron
Andy suddenly realised that this was probably the closest he would ever get to being inside a chick.david
There was no disputing now.
The third hit of LSD was a mistake.
Tweety fwoze. He tawt he taw a putty tat.Whey
Just then, the bird seed kicked in.Empty can
it suddenly came clear to big bird what the third letter of KFC stood forBurn
Where will you be when your diarea hits?Rat Boy
The upcoming remake of The Birds lacks the certain indefinable something that made the original great.anonyman
7am, after 5 cups of coffee and 2 Red Bulls, Buzz the Chicken considers knifing this guy for his coffee.Lakin