Mid-chirp, Birdy is hit with the crushing realization of his own mortality.
Lawnmover ManWhere will you be when the correct spelling of diarrhea hits?
cynicTom was competely psyched that is girlfriend was checking out the chick next to them, and began hoping for a three way.
steelersThe posters were so exciting that nobody noticed the oncoming train. Well, almost nobody.
PhensterThe pretty Asian was looking at him! Chuck tried to look nonchalant.
PewbieUnfortunately, the gases of the coal mine gave the bird permanent brain damage.
PseudoChronAndy suddenly realised that this was probably the closest he would ever get to being inside a chick.
davidThere was no disputing now.
The third hit of LSD was a mistake.
Tweety fwoze. He tawt he taw a putty tat.
Whey"O RLY?"
ZaloopaJust then, the bird seed kicked in.
Empty canit suddenly came clear to big bird what the third letter of KFC stood for
BurnWhere will you be when your diarea hits?
Rat BoyThe upcoming remake of The Birds lacks the certain indefinable something that made the original great.
anonyman7am, after 5 cups of coffee and 2 Red Bulls, Buzz the Chicken considers knifing this guy for his coffee.
Lakin