Craptions Classics October 19, 2006

Rachel prevents another goal in their newest game, Steveball.

Lt. Mudd

Other Craptions

The Less Than Fantastic Four: Mr. Wall Mover, The Human Teapot, Man Swinging Bitch, and Frank.

ScottScarsdale

It's 1:30, according to the Richard Simmons clock.

mifflin

God wanted Steven and he wanted him now!

Turnip

FAG CAPTURED.

RED TEAM WINS.

Empty can

Sure, our four-man secret handshake is elaborate, but is it elaborate enough?

Chab Gassie

Pedro didn't actually understand what he was being payed to do. He was just happy to find work.

territory

"Oh yeah? Well... I can stand on one foot! Ha!"

Phenster

Fortunately, Maria was able to get her pants off in time. The rest of the world was not so lucky.

Senor Taco

As you can tell by this instant replay, that is definately pass interference. The referee made a good call there.

what

In a strange twist of fate, the first black hole to appear on Earth was actually square.

penguins

before Newton invented gravity, people had the misfortune of occasionaly falling off the earth

themanwhowas

Just a friendly reminder to pay your gravity bills!

Gamon

"Light as a feather, stiff as a board."

Jon

- Hey guys, can't I just CLIMB through the window? It doesnt seem that high.
- No. We have to throw you.

Jackie Chan
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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