"This is the best funeral ever!"

Officer Biggs was indefinitely suspended without pay after it was discovered that he had been using the department's time machine for unofficial purposes.

Many people have wondered how they made Marilyn's dress fly up at cue. Thanks to this photo, we can now see the wind was produced by a retarded cowboy.

If you look closely you can see up the guys shorts!!! Score!!!

she had nearly fit the entire swan in her vagina

I'd buy that for a DOLLAR!

I checked her oil; she's leakin'.

you'd smile too if you were that old and that close to seeing her naked!

Its too late to hide her boner.