"And that's when we got the idea of fighting fire with fire."
"What happened then, papa?"
"It burned down twice as fast."

"Whoops. Had the flash set on 'incinerate' again."

"Take my cell phone!" yelled one charred man. "Take my video camera!" yelled another. But no: the Fire God wanted an iPod, and nothing else would appease him.

As you would imagine, cell coverage in hell isnt the greatest...

Jim snapped this picture of the souless people photographing the flaming orphanage. He wanted to prove to the world how heartless people can be. It was only later that he realized the horrible irony.

Frankenstein sighed and reflected on a time when angry mobs carried pitchforks.

With no Dark Lord left to serve, the fires of Mt. Doom started a rock band and went on tour.

Can you spot the Japanese tourists in this picture?

Another church circumcised. A+

Becky was pleased with the attendence at her arson party.

Somebody call 911. Ok just let me get a picture of it 1st