I said "Help me find my FUCKING contact lens!" mortal!
Try as she might, Janet couldn't shake that feeling that something was following her...
The church did not know what to think when they dug up the fossilized remains of God.
The pretty girl was looking at him! Ed tried to look nonchalant.
"I dunno, skully...I'm kind of nervous about my next final. The prof hates me. What would you do?"
"I'd eat his soul. No, wait...yeah, I'd probably definitely eat his soul."
Sarah knew their relationship wouldn't last, because his heart just wasn't in it.
"whoooooooooooo...I am the ghost of the liberal arts degree....heed my warning...do not make the same mistakes I did...."
cue in boss battle music
Be forewarned. Women can talk the mighiest of men to death.
Doomed to an eternity bent over in a catholic church.
This was actually quite an improvement over some of the other blind dates Lisa had been on.
Brian Gordon, 23, amazingly captured this shot a split second before one of the roving skeleninjas tackled and killed him.
Paul Bunyon.. not in the flesh.
"And here we can clearly see where the turbine was located in the prehistoric giant man."
some people just don't dig Castlevania. What are ya gonna do?