Derek had been trying to bed these 3 girls for months now, but somewhere along the road he took a wrong turn and ended up in the 'friendship zone'...

Lily was beside herself with joy when her tall black man costume won first place.

Here at eHarmony we match you on 29 levels of compatibility.

When Yuffie used her magic sword to split Aeris into her gyspie lesbian and proper Englishgirl personalities, she didn't expect there would be a third "by-product"

Pink is the new Black.

Spoiler: They're all men. Also two of them die.

little did the black man realize that his was not the biggest penis there.

One of these things is not like the other.

So this is what Charley Murphy is doing these days...

Pool's Closed

The circumcisers broke protocol and abandoned their masks; Horace laughed. He knew they would find nothing to cut.

the four musketeers, all four one, one for balls.

*sing along* One of these things is not like the other . . . One of these things just doesn't belong . . .

Kareem Abdul Jabbar REALLY needs to pick his movies more carefully.

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just shouldn't be.