Thanks to Homeland Security, it WAS a beautiful day in the neighborhood.Tetraform
"Ok, this guy's wanted for the murders of a little girl, her granny, and three little pigs. Let's take this sick bastard down."Quicksilver
Santa's goons quickly dismantled the elven workers union.Chab Gassie
"I said "Are you on acid, son?""Occifer
Rare footage of all the king's men during the 1978 Humpty Dumpty drug bust.Cracker
No motherfucking Grinch was going to steal Christmas THIS year...Pwalex
Keep your eyes out for a little blonde girl who's well rested and smells of porridge.Jeremy
But when he reached the last house, the Big Bad Wolf found the Pigs all too ready for him.Wickbam
If you're naughty, Santa will fuck your shit right up.JonnyC
We represent the lollipop squad.silvermorph
After years of oppression the Munchkins had enough. Now armed and well trained, they were ready for that bitch from the West and her flying hairballs.Rib-Eye
you can't chach me i'm the.....OOOO shityour sis
Sergeant Pugsy preffered to go gloveless, enjoying the feel of the hard wood against his skin.Micheal Caine
It was a dark, dark day in the hood, someone had plucked mother goose....the motherpluckers....Tucka...
"Santa, some kids want to see you about their presents."
"Are they black."
"Yes, but why is th-"
"Deploy the SWAT team. NOW."