Greetings starving people of Africa. Looking for this?
Chiquita hasn't met our demands yet. Kill the next hostage.
The drug dealer severely regretted not being specific enough when ordering a $10000 illegal shipment of 'Colombia's finest'.
"No, Gwen, THIS shit is bananas."
"If I had one banana for every dick that had been inside Paris Hilton..."
I have what I wanted... Burn the rest.
I found a banana!
You like apples, huh? Well, how do you like them apples? Oh.. wait... let my try that again. No?
"Life is cruel," thought Dave, after spending 46 years building the world's first Infinite Improbability drive and then turning it on for the first time.
Hey! A pile of fish worked on Godzilla, this King Kong trap is foolproof!
The Man from Del Monte - he say 'Yes!'
Donkey Kong was becoming increasingly frustrated by the frequency that people stole his banana hoard. This was the fourth time this week...
FIRST YOU GET THE BANANAS. THEN YOU GET THE MONEY. THEN YOU GET THE POWER. THEN... THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN.
Come on mister tally-man, tally me banana...
Daylight come and me wan' go home.
That looks like a giant stick in the background! Quantity doesnt beat quality, sorry!