Interpretive dance: That thing between your ass and balls.
Halftime at the Democratic convention would never be the same.
When Lisa's coach told her that her fat ass lost the contest, she couldn't help but take offense.
You can lead an ass to the three-point line, but you can't make it shoot.
This picture is proof that someone, somewhere, thought "I want to play Basketball, but there aren't enough donkeys"
In recent years, the Harlem Globetrotters have had trouble attracting top talent.
Sport is what you make it.
John knew if he could just get the giant pumpkin he could tame the giant jackass.
Who said David Stern never had a good idea for the NBA?