Craptions Classics October 02, 2006

The monument to child beating was a popular cultural destination for parents from all over the world...


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In the end, the factory decided that the best way to honor the workers who died in the smelting accident was to construct some kind of monument out of them.

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Can you spot the American in this picture?


China's Space program is based around their enormous labour pool; only 17 million more peasants to go before they reach the moon.


The acrobats of pompeii were caught unawares by the volcano.


"Quickly Estaban! We cannot hold you much longer! Throw the rock at the fat woman."


The most disturbing new robots in the Transformers movie were the Phallusicons who could unite to form Penetrator.


How many bronze statues does it take to change a light bulb?


So arrogant were all that did try,
To make a monument to rape the sky.


As the nation ran lower on capital, buildings were made from cheaper and cheaper materials.


The circumcisers formed a pinnacle of euphorism and watched the foreskin and bloof trickle down.

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