He didn't know who was behind it, but every week John was forced to spend valuable time touching up the heavily worn spots on the campus statue.
"Do we pay him to do that?"
"I don't think anyone does, sir."
Jerry couldn't stand to see cracks in his statue.
That'll give him something to think about
"I wish people wouldn't tinker with the thinker's stinker. Now I must repair his derierre with care."
"Hmmm... you know what Fred? I've been thinking long and hard about this. Really hard. I want to be yellow now."
Buggar, Ive cracked it
So, what you thinkin' about now, sweetheart?? Yeeeaaaah... I know what you're thinking!!
the thinker had learnt to accept that he would never see justice, besides he couldn't give testament in court
This'll cure that bug up yer chimney...