Craptions Classics September 29, 2006

Microsoft employees were allowed to bring their wives to the company's annual cookout.


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The question now is why the doll with the biggest anus belongs to a woman.


Not everyone grasped the concept of Inflatable Fun Day. Some brought balloons.


Mikhail and his friends kept their blow up dolls' private parts discreetly concealed at all times, hoping that no one would notice they accidentally bought the 'mascular' version.

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We wish everyone a happy Plastic Vagina day


In case of emergency, your playfriend may be used as a flotation device. There are two inflation valves on the mid-torso...


Tragedy ensued when it was discovered that the tack and pin collectors were also having a rally that day.


...the million man march?

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