The last boat to the mainland had left without him. Jeffy was stranded on the Island of Obscure Metaphors.
Santa walking a shark how absurd, said the man walking the sand.
Not good enough to be Pope, huh? He'd show them. He'd show them all.
Who says Lost is going downhill?
Things haven't been the same for Spielberg since War of the World bombed at the box office. But the first leaked stills of Jaws vs Santa looked promising...
"I have the shark you want!" said Santa. "Now give me back my beard!"
Even Rabbi Tannenbaum had to admit that the new Pope had a great sense of humor.
The Pale Rider began to wonder if this town was worth protecting after all.
Snake, your active camoflague is malfunctioning! Get out of there! Snake?
Yeah, the Japanese have beaches, but don't ever visit one...
"I'm sorry I must be in the wrong craption..."
Nice shark Santa.....thanks, nice invisible dog dickhead