Craptions Classics September 23, 2006

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Does anyone else have a reason why these two should not be wed?

Linux fan

Other Craptions

As if on cue, Joy's wedding was crashed by a staggering hoard of flesh eating zombies.

stro

In the battle of the sexes, a traitor has emerged.

Phenster

"It's almost too easy," Mary said as the targets scrambled for the bouquet.

CantCatchMe

First we had WoW marige, now witness a Counter Strike wedding.

Frost

8 funerals and a wedding.

almeida fan

James was happy he found friends that let him wear a dress while hunting.

eViLhObO

Little Timmy reached up his hand to tug Lady Jessica's veil. What happened next would be tragedy.

anonymous

The key to a loving, nurturing marriage is to round up the inlaws everyone hates and shoot them in the fucking head.

lakin

"False alarm, just Dave in a bear suit."

Mangina

In Today's News: Gay Marriage protesters take the debate to a whole new level

bowels of humour

It just so happened that every single one of the wedding presents happened to be a double-barreled shotgun...

cs5

On second thought, maybe the open bar wasn't such a hot idea.

sudokryst

The new hit Fox show, "Who Wants to Marry a Homicidal Bitch."

Walter Peyton

Jenny was positive that the wedding crew could hold out against the red-coat line.

Pwalex
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