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Does anyone else have a reason why these two should not be wed?

As if on cue, Joy's wedding was crashed by a staggering hoard of flesh eating zombies.

In the battle of the sexes, a traitor has emerged.

"It's almost too easy," Mary said as the targets scrambled for the bouquet.

First we had WoW marige, now witness a Counter Strike wedding.

8 funerals and a wedding.

James was happy he found friends that let him wear a dress while hunting.

Little Timmy reached up his hand to tug Lady Jessica's veil. What happened next would be tragedy.

The key to a loving, nurturing marriage is to round up the inlaws everyone hates and shoot them in the fucking head.

"False alarm, just Dave in a bear suit."

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It just so happened that every single one of the wedding presents happened to be a double-barreled shotgun...

On second thought, maybe the open bar wasn't such a hot idea.

Jenny was positive that the wedding crew could hold out against the red-coat line.

The new hit Fox show, "Who Wants to Marry a Homicidal Bitch."