The mounties were confused. This was supposed to be one of the hotspots for illegal immigrants, but they hadn't seen any for days..

Figuring out the metaphor in this picture is like searching for a fat lady in a haystack.

Having finally managed to get the zipper to her border crossing suit unstuck, Maria realizes she may have overshot her mark.

this isn't china? and aren't those dragons meant to be colourful?

Thailand's ousted prime minister tries to re-enter his country and regain power with his clever disguise.

After being voted #1 on the PETA worst dressed list Aretha tried to cross the border into Canada no one noticed of course.

Due to budget cuts, the only entertainment the military could afford was fat women dressed as coconuts.