Craptions Classics February 14, 2006

"Let's burn their holy icon."

Sandperson

Other Craptions

Depicting Muhammad in a cartoon was one thing, but making a life-size statue? That's just asking for trouble.

Joe Pants

Having never seen a woman without a burqa, Muslim men go bananas when they think they've caught one.

Word2YoMotha

A Danish man! Kill him!

Linux fan

McDonald's was going to pay for that Mohammed toy in the Happy Meal.

BadgerOnLSD

The Iraqis celebrate the firing of their old manager at their local McDonald's with a good old-fashioned statue-toppling.

Senor Taco

Ronald gets stretched out before this weeks matchup with the Burger King.

Jryan

Remember, rape is no laughing matter. Unless you're raping a clown.

AlexH

"NO!! CRUCIFY HIM!! RELEASE HAM-BURGLAR UNTO US!!!!!"

stoiv

Marketing the Triple McBacon in Saudi Arabia wasn't exactly the most dandy business decision.

Iga

A long-time closet gay, Ronalds smile grew even larger when he realised he could see straight up the guys dress.

wisepage

These newer editions of the Kama Sutra keep getting weirder and weirder.

some guy

"Quick, the White House will pay handsomely for their king!"

edward2020

AlexH stole "his" craption from TShirtHell.com.

CrapAss

- I said Kidnap the President! that isn't him!

- What do you mean not the president? you said he's a clown.

MaaWaa
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