Craptions Classics September 13, 2006

Dog: (into comlink) Rouge Group, use your harpoons and tow cables. Go
for the legs. It might be our only chance of stopping them. (to Dack)
All right, stand by, Dack.

Jake Lacey

Other Craptions

Rex had the sudden terrifying realization that he was the only competitor not wearing any pants.


Sparky was forced to file a complaint - the other dogs were clearly on steroids.


See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. They'll let any son of a bitch be a Green Lantern now a days.


White man, black wiener.


Jim cried out in embarrassment as his weiner popped out in full view of the crowd.


Get that flying dog! It stole my apron!


Don't you hate it when your weiner pops out?


Max's owner said he would kick his ass if he lost another race.

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