Craptions Classics September 12, 2006

Unfortunately, some nations still lack safe ways to search for mines.

Ordinary Lobster

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With the increased budgets Bollywood filmmakers can afford to add horses in later with CGI.

Savage

Al Qaeda, the musical.

scrollock

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

cr4yon

After the end of MC Hammer's career, all of his backup dancers were released into the wild. There, they traveled in packs and created the best untamed dance team the Australian Outback had ever seen.

Akumanoken

RED TEAM HAS THE FLAG

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And, as suddenly as chaos had descended, calm was restored. The wasp was gone.

socrates98

So there I was, knee deep in grenade pins, my rifle empty. Fifth mongolian horde coming over the plains. Thompson looks over at me, "You scared?" I smile. "Damn right I'm scared, scared some of em might get away."

Mortos Der Soul Stealer

Scientists have recently made a breakthrough in discovering the cause of male baldness. This microscopic view of Patrick Stewart's head demonstrates the process.

Whey

Saruman went back to the drawing board after his first batch of Uruki came out a little too flamboyant

T-Bone

Tryouts for the Leeroy Jenkins live-action movie.

Madbull

Timing, I'm afraid, is 90% of a rain dance.

Llohr

oh, its a badger-badger-badger-badger...

delphinkid

Honey, I shrunk the Turkish Army.

Linux fan

The Bollywood version of Braveheart lost something in the translation.

SarcasticWriter
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