I have bad news.
Your
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Ran under my
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Please scrape off whats yours.
They waited for weeks, yet nobody claimed a single glove. They didn't suspect that was because the kitten had killed them, and taken thier gloves as trophies.
SuperSquashthe kitten decoy was a huge success. Nobody noticed the extensive pot farm.
oooh boyobviously spelling out the word cat would have been far too much trouble...
billy bongwaterPuss in boots' less popular half brother puss in gloves.
BobbaganooshMy pussy is a snatch as well
OwenAfter thieving the gloves, blaming it on the cat, and defecating in each of them, Gary hid in the bushes waiting for someone to try them on.
Pork SwordIronically, the cat was found hung the next day by the same line......
AnomynousYou know it's been a good bachelor party when you wake up as a cat under suspicion of theft.
CrApToThIeFDisappointed with the Kitten-Glove hyrbid, Dr. Watley hung it on the line with the rest of his failed experiments.
GriffinWhile lying on the sidewalk in a busy street to take a picture of his cat Jimmy realized what a fucking illiterate loser he is.
orionIf my paws were as deformed-looking as that, I'd want to wear gloves too.
Empty canOne of these things is not like the others.
Osiris"This is much more fun than doing it in their shoes", thought Bitsy
SneakatackFinally the experiment was a success, they had managed to put a cats head on just 2 legs!
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