"Gentlemen. I appologize, but Microsoft Excel keeps locking up on me. So if you'll take a look out the window I've constructed a human pie chart."
TetraformThe new cloning device allowed scientists to answer age-old questions. For example, who would win in a fight: an army of linebackers, or an army of Gilligans?
Jifted KidPeter Jackson's Chess
DetonatorBlue Shirt, Red Neckerchief and white hat? The fashion police just couldn’t let this one slide.
dapThe rioting riot police were quickly subdued by their mothers.
Linux fanChaos descended rapidly at the Spy vs Spy convention.
andyourlittledogtooThe fighting abruptly ceased as Michael Jacksons 'Black or White' was played over the PA.
JonoloficusIf every kid really did grow up to be a cowboy or an astronaut...
PhensterHalftime show at the Othello Championship.
AnonymousThe negro Pac-Man struck in the nick of time, eating the ghost while he was flashing blue and white.
T-BoneThe black army and the white army finally decided to work together. That rebel with the blue scarf had to be stopped, at all costs.
shadowmanit was only tuesday evening and Jim was trippin balls.
sizzzzleEver the optimist, Jenkins felt that cleaning visors would improve the situation.
VedaineGerman troops invade France.
John LawIt was as if a million voices cried out 'I smell bacon' and were suddenly silenced.
Raging Bullshit