Craptions Classics September 03, 2006

Tired of being harrassed by PETA, Bill finally replaced his monkey.

Carni

Other Craptions

What do you mean, you "found somebody cheaper than a babysitter"?

Andrea

Andrew never claimed to be a good father, he did however claim to be the fifth member of Kiss.

Donnington

Sometimes Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is just damn depressing.

JabberBody

The baby symbolises capitalism, apparently.

I hate performance art.

FMJ

Freddy really began to hate the city's new moving sidewalks.

Gandy

With Batman defeated, the Joker really let himself go.

cs5

Patch's annoyance was growing. This was the third time today someone donated a baby

Cleaverson

While the rest of KISS enjoyed some success after they broke up Peter Chris proved to be the exception.

Anonymous

This pedophile diguises himself as a common streak-freak.

HendrixJ92
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